Bilbo Bloggins
Hello anonymous stranger! You've stumbled upon my blog(lucky you) My name is Murry. I am a pansexual gender fluid whom doesnt give any fucks about what pronouns you use. I'm 18(Icky adulthood shit, ew) and I my dream is to pet all the animals of the world...All of them. Message my kik at Fluffydragon42 c:

lsdzeppelin:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

i love this fucking post

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: habibichic)

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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(Source: nilincartier--wells)

ahrenstringerofficial:

cute date idea:

drive me to the nearest cliff and fucking throw me off of it

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

sarahcosima:

euo:

My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?

#wife goals or life goals